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Hillary Clinton is a cold-hearted manipulative android designed by focus groups. Bernie Sanders doesn’t own a hairbrush. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Haha. Hilarious. Some real knee-slappers.
To anyone that read my tasteless, needless and generally horrible article on the 1996 murder of Hopkins student Rex T. Chao, I am extremely sorry. Making light of someone’s death in the context of Halloween was an idiotic and insensitive decision. I apologize for making light of a real life tragedy that had such a grave impact on the campus.
Shout out to all the admission tours blocking my way:
Sorry, I can’t hear you over my free healthcare.
