Apple
This is for the person who is perfectly happy with the way things are. Why try to reinvent the wheel when the one you have is absolutely delicious? There’s also nothing quite like the subtle taste of patriotism that comes from biting into an apple pie.
Key Lime
This is the pie for people who aren’t afraid to get a little tart with those that upset them. You can be sweet you want to, but you also know at least one type of martial art cause you know the world isn’t perfect.
Pumpkin
Fall is your favorite season. It’s the one time where you get to show off your vast collection of scarves and hats. Fall is a short lived, fashion-fueled high for you and boy do you make the most of it.
Chocolate
You aren’t afraid to indulge every now and again, even when you know it’s not quite healthy for you. People appreciate you for the innovation you are, even if they can’t always stand to be around you day after day.
Pecan
Not everyone likes you; You’re often thought of as an “acquired taste,” but your sticky sweet exterior only hides a genuinely kind personality on the inside. Not to mention that you’re the favorite of grandparents everywhere.
What if I hate pie?
You’re a little bit of a disappointment to your family, but they’ll get over it. You like to do your own thing and, even though no one can quite understand it, you’re happy.
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