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Advice from a senior: take it or leave it

By SARAH STOCKMAN | April 21, 2016

My college career is coming to an end, which makes me both nostalgic and excited. Nostalgic because I’ll never be an undergraduate again and excited because I am finally finished. My college career has been anything but traditional. I started off pre-med at the University of Pittsburgh, studied abroad in Dublin, transferred to Hopkins, majored in Writing Seminars and minored in Women, Gender, and Sexuality. I worked at The News-Letter, played cello in the chamber orchestra, TA’ed and went to a grand total of one frat party. I’m not going to graduate school but instead will be moving to New Zealand to work and celebrate not being in college anymore.

Spike Lee to bring relevant perspective to commencement

April 21, 2016

With graduation less than a month away, many students are anticipating the arrival of commencement speaker Spike Lee. The Editorial Board supports the University’s choice as Lee for our speaker, especially given Baltimore’s past year. The Baltimore uprising brought many endemic social and political issues to the forefront of our collective consciousness, and Lee is great choice to address them. As students of the University, we live in this city for four years and it is thus a part of our lives. We believe that Lee’s speech will be relevant to all students.

Security at Spring Fair concert was ineffective

April 21, 2016

Last Friday, The Chainsmokers, Shwayze and Marian Hill performed for the annual Spring Fair concert. The event was co-hosted by Spring Fair and The HOP and took place on the practice field.

SGA’s constituency includes local community & staff

By EMELINE ARMITAGE | April 14, 2016

Last spring semester, controversy broke out on campus when the Senate of the Hopkins Student Government Association (SGA) killed a finance bill that would have funded the Women’s Dignity Drive, which raised funds and collected feminine hygiene products for homeless shelters. Detractors of the bill argued that it did not directly benefit the student body and that the bill did not serve the SGA’s only constituents, the students. Unfortunately, this opinion remains popular on campus and highlights the myopic, privileged view students have of their position on campus.

John Walker via flickr/CC-BY-SA 2.0

All of us Hopkins students are on our way out

By WILL MARCUS | April 14, 2016

“Mom, why are all these street lights so tiny and why are all of these houses connected?” asked my freshman self as my family drove me up Calvert Street for the first time. Yes, I was 18 years old when I saw my first rowhouse, and I was 20 when I moved into one. Not going to lie, I still think rowhouses are weird. It’s like an apartment and a normal, free-standing house had an awkward lovechild. The funny thing is that I’ve come to love them. Nothing beats firing up the grill on your second story front porch and grilling a bunch of steaks with your friends on a breezy summer day in Baltimore. Plus, I was always jealous of my elementary school friend Bryce whose house was three stories and had a laundry chute. Now after having both of these things, I worry I’ve peaked too soon. My relationship with rowhouses is a microcosm for my relationship with Baltimore as a whole.

April is the time to redefine “busy”

By TOMMY KOH | April 14, 2016

April is a busy month for our campus. With SOHOP, Alumni Weekend and Homecoming last week, Spring Fair this week and Relay for Life next week, April is one month where Hopkins students might have an excuse to stay “within the bubble” since so many things are going on. The last day of April is also the last day of classes. Between busy and bustling weekends, we’re in class finishing up those last few midterms (that aren’t in the middle of the term) and rushing through the remainder of the course material left on the syllabus. Let’s think about what April means.

Frustrated by SGA elections? Join the CSE

April 14, 2016

Last Thursday, the Committee on Student Elections (CSE) hosted the debate for candidates for the SGA Executive Board. The students running for the 2016-2017 Executive Board positions – President, Vice President, Treasurer and Secretary – had two hours to answer questions asked by a moderator.

Look before you launder

April 14, 2016

The Editorial Board recognizes the fact that many members of our current student body will one day be quite wealthy, and this editorial is for these future movers and shakers: Please for the love of God don’t use Mossack Fonseca for your money laundering and/or tax evasion needs. Given the recent leak that the liberal press deemed “the Panama Papers,” we believe that Mossack Fonseca failed catastrophically at its only purpose: keeping secret fortunes secret. Consequently, we cannot in good conscience let any of our peers make the same mistake that Sigurður Ingi Jóhannsson and the other 140 or so public figures implicated so far have made. Here are some alternatives to Mossack Fonseca you all should look into:

SGA Exec. Board Endorsements 2016

April 7, 2016

Every year, The News-Letter interviews each ticket and endorses candidates for the Student Government Association (SGA) Executive Board.

Megan Donnelly/The News-Letter

Panama Papers will make a more transparent world

By SHARON LAM | April 7, 2016

You have probably heard the phrase “ The Panama Papers” dropped in casual conversations, emphatically reported on television and written all over newspapers by now. What exactly is going on? Over a year ago, an unknown source reached out to German Newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung, leaking data about a Panamanian firm called Mossack Fonseca. These pages identified certain rich and powerful figures in the world and described how they had hidden their assets with the aid of Mossack Fonseca. This German newspaper reached out to a nonprofit organization called International Consortium of Investigative Journalists and after a great deal of analysis, the lid on many shady deals exploded. You can call it another Edward Snowden, but the information amounts to a total of 11.5 million files on information alleging 12 former or current leaders and a total of 128 political and/or public figures. Huge.

Norm Lanier via flickr/cc-by-sa 2.0 See your hometown from a new perspective too.

Going back home after school isn’t just smart, it’s pretty rad

By WILL MARCUS | April 7, 2016

When my friends heard that I was going back home after college, they were shocked. When they learned that it was a conscious choice I had planned and accounted for, they were mystified. Oh yes, my first big boy job happens to be in my home town of Austin, and you better believe I’m moving back in with mom.

Hopkins’ community partners shouldn’t be health risks

By NAADIYA HUTCHINSON | April 7, 2016

As President Daniels speaks about creating new partnerships in the community and students submit new ideas for community engagements to Idea Lab, an initiative by Hopkins to give funding to new programs, I begin to question the quality of work we have done for our existing community partners.

LAURA BITTNER via FLICKR

Covered grades are a double-edged sword

By SAMMY BHATIA | March 31, 2016

Collectively, I probably put in no more than 30 to 40 hours of real work over the course of first semester. In comparison, I drank 30 to 40 alcoholic beverages per week. I blew through my allowance for the semester well before Thanksgiving — mostly in Uber charges, Subway sandwiches and cash withdrawals — as my hobbies grew increasingly illicit. By Christmas, I forgot what it felt like to put pen to paper. My brain had spent the past three months marinating in its own sloth, ripened with “experiences,” as I would call them, instead of with knowledge. At one point, my extended group of friends started to joke about who could achieve the lowest GPA while still passing all their courses. And let me tell you, I came close to winning that competition.

The fallacy of Clinton as the “pro-choice” candidate

By EMELINE ARMITAGE | March 31, 2016

Although this is the first election in which I’m eligible to vote, I think I can say with confidence that this election has spawned the most memes. My Twitter and Facebook are flooded with Trump’s hair, the bird that landed on Sanders’ podium and Ted Cruz, a.k.a. the Zodiac Killer. A new species of meme has also landed on my social media: the Hillary Clinton the Feminist (TM) meme. Mainstream feminist accounts and publications share images of Clinton with captions such as “YAS QUEEN” and “SLAY QUEEN HILL.” (The appropriation of black slang is a different but important conversation.)

Apple should have just broken open that iPhone

By IAN GUSTAFSON | March 31, 2016

When the news media first started to report heavily on the standoff between the FBI and Apple over unlocking the San Bernardino shooter’s phone, my first impulse was to think, “Why the hell wouldn’t Apple unlock this scumbag’s phone for a pressing terrorism investigation?” Now, after the government announced on Tuesday that an unnamed third party showed them a back door into the iPhone and they dropped their lawsuit against Apple, my original thought was vindicated — but with a host of new questions to answer.

Keep the Blue Jay statue expressive and guideline-free

March 31, 2016

Earlier this week, a message was painted on the Blue Jay statue outside of the FFC that said, “End Israeli apartheid.” The message has caused substantial controversy and has forced University officials to consider creating guidelines for painting the statue. The Editorial Board firmly believes that the creation and implementation of such guidelines is unnecessary and defeats the original purpose of the statue itself.

Building a better Career Center

By SAMHITA ILANGO | March 24, 2016

The Career Center recently announced the appointment of Anne Garner as the new director, to start in May. Staff changes inevitably lead to differences in operation, the Editorial Board hopes that with this new leadership comes some much-needed improvements to the Career Center.

Manage your expectations for the best HelWell experience

March 24, 2016

The Student Health and Wellness Center, the University clinic located on 31st Street, is often the recipient of criticism from the student body, and it seems like everyone has a friend with a horror story about HelWell. Although the center is flawed, it does serve its stated purpose. HelWell would greatly benefit from a few changes, but it does not deserve the harsh reputation it has garnered.

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