Published by the Students of Johns Hopkins since 1896
February 6, 2026 February 6, 2026 | Published by the Students of Johns Hopkins since 1896

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COURTESY OF ALEX HECKSHER GOMES & ALEX HECKSHER GOMES

Alex Hecksher Gomes argues that Alex Hecksher Gomes has humiliating bowel movements, while Alex Hecksher Gomes disagrees.