Dear S and Shannon,
For the last four and five years respectively, you have been part of this fine institution. Finally, we're rid of you!
Just kidding - we're going to miss you.
Good luck in the real world.
Much love,
Jay and Charles
Managing Editors
Since this is the last issue of the 2001-2002 school year, let us take a moment to thank - in no particular order - some people who helped us along the way:
Mary Ellen Porter, Bill Smedick, Tristan Davies, Beltway Fine Wines and Liquors, Niwana, Silk Road, Everyone who avoids PJs, People who fought in "that area in the back that's not actually part of PJs," Eddie's, Blimpie's, 7-Eleven on 29th St, Olympus America, Matt O'Brien, Aaron Glazer (for asking lots of questions at elections), Earl Grey (in a bag, not loose), Dave "Governor of Oregon" Crandall, BCPD, MSE Library Commercial Bindery, Hopkins Security Department, Texas City Sun, SG Cowen, Duke for scaring S., everyone who wrote letters to the editor, Georgetown University (hi, Will), Pike and SAE, African American Studies Department, Speech errors, Copyboy, Brooklyn Museum of Art, Linkin Park (over vociferous objection of some members of the editorial board), The Man with the Tan, the inventor of edible underwear, hot girls on my nuts, those people making out in the sculpture garden, Iron Maiden, Sean Connery, Office of Community Relations and Volunteer Services, Everyone at Southern Maryland - Maureen, Rob, Jim, Jim, Jack and Stan (the best retired fireman chief ever), Sarah Thomas (you still owe us lunch), Pat Moran, Sam Adams and George Killian, your mom, Shannon's mom, HFS, Vacarro's, "Erection," Dean "Mister" Bader, James M. Thompson and V Edgeworth Smith, Philip Glass, Jack Daniels, the broom handle, "Crafty Asian" Eug, Sara Billard for skipping the Wine and Cheese, the business office for not sending the paper to Turbo's mom and dad, the F&M College Reporter for making us feel better about ourselves, Student Council for giving us the Homewood Award and pointless shit to fill space, Tara Feehan for her creative use of AIM, Jack (as in) Lipkin, Doug Steinke, Anuj Mittal for not stealing OUR windshield wipers, Tom Brokaw and Cal Ripken, Jr., the Digital Media Center scanner, Pinzler's dad, Ed Fenster for the computers (please send more!), Nick Buescher and Alok Sathaye for giving us a way to stay drunk for all of Spring Fair, MSE and SFA, True Color Developers, David Leiman, Mike and Cara, Depo-Provera, the Hopkins Fund for $1.3 million, Yuengling for "the big stick," National Economic Research Associates Inc., Shekar for keeping us amused and bringing us coffee, Holly Martin, Jessica Schneider, P. Samantha Lewis, hot Political Science grad students, Michael Vartan, Moxley's and Amy Goh, who won the quiz last week (e-mail news.letter@jhu.edu to set up a time to pick up your prize).
