Shout out to my Linear Algebra professor:
You are the sweetest lady out there. Thanks for understanding about my homework and my continuing bout of freshman plague.
– Gonna turn it in eventually, I promise
Shout out to the people who voted Trump:
Thanks a lot.
– The United States of America
Shout out to the baby snake just chillin’:
You were super cute and I want you to know that.
– I hope no one steps on you
Shout out to all Americans:
Good luck.
– Someone with dual citizenship
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