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Fictional characters evaluate the presidential nominees

By CATHERINE PALMER | November 3, 2016

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Donald Trump

1. Daenerys Targaryen

Democracy isn’t really a thing in Essos or Westeros.

2. Violet Crawley

20th century mic drop.

3. Ross Geller

He can expect a retaliatory tweet in three to five business seconds.

4. Hermione Granger

Cue punch in the nose

5. Luke Dunphy

He heard Trump explain it on TV.

Hillary Clinton

6. Leslie Knope

This was just after Hillary accepted her invitation to Galentine’s Day.

7. The Schuyler Sisters

When they meet Hillary Clinton, they’re ’a compel her to put a woman in the White House.

8. Elizabeth Bennet

Because her attempts at being relatable just seem so natural.

9. Ron Burgundy

This theory was proposed by Hopkins. Why do you think they waited 94 years to admit women? 

10. Kim Possible

Game recognize game.


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