1. How stressed are you today?
a. I’m not stressed at all. I’m probably not even a Hopkins student.
b. I’m feeling it, but I’m doing alright.
c. Pretty stressed, I have so much to do.
d. I’M SO STRESSED PLEASE SEND HELP.
2. How adventurous are you?
a. I’ve been bungee jumping and/or
skydiving.
b. I’ve never bungee jumped or sky-dived but I’d like to.
c. I like to try new things but I do not want to jump off or out of something really high.
d. Change is scary and I don’t need adventure in my life.
3. Are you a big spender?
a. Hashtag treat yo self, all day everyday.
b. I’ll splurge sometimes, but for the most part I keep track of my money.
c. I’m pretty frugal and I keep a budget.
d. I have exactly zero money.
4. Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
a. I’ll probably be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
b. I’ll be living abroad and writing everyday.
c. I don’t know what I want to do, but it will probably have something to do with science.
d. I have no idea where I’ll be tomorrow, let alone in two decades.
5. Do you cook for yourself?
a. I try to cook as much as I can. I love making new recipes and doing everything myself.
b. I’ll cook when I have the time but nothing super extravagant.
c. I’ll cook once or twice a week but really I just make pasta.
d. Cook? I don’t have time to cook. I eat out and I scavenge for food because cooking is another level of stress I do not need.
Results:
Mostly a’s: You should get the S’mores cookie. It’s a little pricier, but you’re feeling adventurous today.
Mostly b’s: You should get the Double Chocolate Mint cookie. It’s worth it, even if it’s a little out of your cookie comfort zone.
Mostly c’s: You should get the Snickerdoodle cookie. Today you need your dorm room or apartment to smell like your kitchen at home.
Mostly d’s: You should get the Chocolate Chunk cookie. Let’s face it, it’s been a rough day/week/month, and you need this cookie classic to lift you out of that funk. You deserve this.
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