March Horoscopes
Aquarius — Make sure you get enough sleep this week because you will be visited by ghosts next week, and this will prevent you from getting more than three hours of sleep.
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Aquarius — Make sure you get enough sleep this week because you will be visited by ghosts next week, and this will prevent you from getting more than three hours of sleep.
Maybe you’re going to Cabo or Miami or somewhere equal parts tropical and topical. Or maybe you’re going skiing in Maine or a mountainous region where people ski (I don’t know how that works — I’m from California). Or maybe you’re just going home to spend some time with the fam and your dogs and get some much-needed relaxation time (read: Netflix).
Midterms and papers
Someone is alive and walking around and talking and having fun and making people smile and staying positive through the worst, then all of a sudden they’re not. All of a sudden they’re just gone.
You’ve settled comfortably in your field of study, but there’s still a voice in your head asking whether you made the right choice. Or you’re a freshman still trying to figure out what to declare. Either way, take this quiz to figure out what you should be studying.
No the truth is sometimes I feel so overwhelmed and suffocated by the weight of all the stuff I have to do that I just need a good laugh. I finished watching The Office, and I’m still too emotionally raw from that finale to start another nine season comedy yet. So that’s how I started swimming through the depths of all these comedy specials.
But there was just one problem. You have at least one friend. Yeah, that doesn’t sound like a problem, but that friend doesn’t want to watch 30 Rock or Parks and Rec or Gossip Girl or Breaking Bad or whatever 26-season show you’re watching this week. So how do you politely tell your friend to get the f**k out so you can watch your show?
It’s the time of the year when we embrace our inner Disney Channel Original Movie, stare at the clock as the seconds tick by and whisper the word over and over again. Summer. Summer. Summer.
Congratulations, freshmen! You’re no longer the babies of the Hopkins fam bam. The title of Baby Blue Jay now falls to all the newly admitted members of the Class of 2019.
Spring break came and went, and despite our new tans and the monster of a hangover, we’ve been thrown back into the Hopkins minefield.
Last week, we got not just one, but two days off from classes, and so what did we do with our last-minute four-day weekend? If you’re like most Hopkids (Hopkins + kids = Hopkids), you spent your class-free day studying for the classes you didn’t go to.
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime by Mark Haddon is a moving story about a boy, Christopher, who finds his neighbor’s dog dead in his yard. Christopher, an avid fan of the Sherlock Holmes novels, becomes obsessed with discovering who murdered Wellington the dog.
It’s that time of year. The Facebook cover photos have changed. The Greek keyboards have been downloaded. The date parties have started. Our five sororities have recruited their new members, and all these girls couldn’t be happier. But with so many of them having rushed and a few sororities hosting continual bidding, sometimes for the rest of us, it feels like everyone else went Greek.
Oscar Wilde is probably best known for his novel The Picture of Dorian Gray, the story of a man whose sins and age manifest in a physical portrait. The book was first published in 1890, and it carries heavy themes about the transient nature of art and beauty.
On Feb. 10, Quarterbacks released its self-titled debut album, a collection of nineteen songs, the longest of which is one minute and thirty-nine seconds.
February is upon us, and that means red and pink everything. Yes, it’s that lovely time of the year when romance is celebrated by the decorations in every store, restaurant or any public space, really. But as a freshman in college, is planning a date for Valentine’s Day really worth it? You’re probably so enthralled by your Chem lab that you have no space in your head for Valentine’s Day ideas.
February is upon us, and that means red and pink everything. Yes, it’s that lovely time of the year when romance is celebrated by the decorations in every store, restaurant or any public space, really. But as a freshman in college, is planning a date for Valentine’s Day really worth it? You’re probably so enthralled by your Chem lab that you have no space in your head for Valentine’s Day ideas.
As Gillian Flynn, the bestselling author of the acclaimed novel and film adaptation Gone Girl, continues to reach success, the common theme of chilling, violent mysteries weaves through her entire career. Warning: this article contains novel and film spoilers.
Ah, spring! When the snow melts, the trees grow back their green, and freshmen learn to be accountable for their academic successes and failures: no more covered grades.
The Baltimore Soundstage and an enthusiastic audience of a few hundred young adults welcomed Bleachers and opening band Wild Cub on Saturday, Nov. 22.