THURSDAY:
Vampire Diaries - CW
8 p.m.
Hot vampires, werewolves and witches get caught up in a very naughty love triangle. Sound familiar? There’s a reason the supernatural is such big stuff these days.
30 Rock - NBC
10 p.m.
Tune in this week to see what happens when Jack Donaghy becomes a father. To a Canadian citizen, nonetheless.
SATURDAY:
Saturday Night Live - NBC
11:30 p.m.
It’s a repeat this week — Paul Rudd, with Paul McCartney as the musical guest, but hey, it’s still funny. Sometimes. Work with me here, guys. Show Seth Meyers some love.
SUNDAY
Californication - SHOWTIME
9 p.m.
Hank Moody medicates his legal troubles and familial woes with sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll. Do not attempt in real life.
Shameless - SHOWTIME
10 p.m.
Yeah, it’s another remake of a British show, but this one’s good. Skins, maybe not so much. Also, there’s a dysfunctional family involved. And William H. Macy. What else could you want from television?
MONDAY:
Gossip Girl - CW
8 p.m.
Team, the apocalypse might be upon us. Blair and Dan . . . lovers? Dear God, no. Tune in to make sure the worst relationship pairing of all time never gets off the ground.
Pretty Little Liars - ABC FAMILY
8 p.m.
This mystery show combines murder and killer fashion. It sounds not good. But actually, it’s good. Trust us.
TUESDAY:
Glee - Fox
8 p.m.
Last week, we watched Sam do his best Beiber, and it was . . . well . . . awesome. This week, Principal Figgins will lecture McKinley High students on the dangers of alcohol. Name of the episode? “Blame it on the Alcohol.” That’s right. Watch it.
The Good Wife - CBS
10 p.m.
Yes, it’s a legal drama about political scandal. You could probably watch the news, but this is way more fun. And Chris Noth is in it! Win all around.
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