I reported last year that even the health center makes fun of the students here: high school kids have as much sex -- if not more -- than we do.
I guess that's the law of averages at work -- there are (many of) those who are waiting and then there are those kids who help bring the Hopkins average back up. To put an end to the questions, I want to take a poll of all those reading right now, to find out exactly how much truth there is to all of those assumptions out there.
Here are the rules:
1) I will not define here what a "relationship" is -- that word is a minefield. You know in your heart of hearts if whatever you are doing fits a general definition. If it does, great. If it doesn't, move on to the next question.
2) What is hooking-up? For this purpose, hooking-up will be defined as acts before sex on the baseball system. Other than that, use your own judgment.
3) Please be honest. If you don't want to answer a question then, don't -- but don't lie.
I'd be interested to see who's up for a face-to-face talk about my article this week, but we have also set up a site where you can send in your answers -- all anonymously, of course. Go to the News-Letter's site (http://www.jhunewsletter.com), and go to the Features section, where this survey will be posted.
You don't have to answer all of the questions, but drop me a line with whatever stands out to you so we can get at least an unofficial count of what actually goes on here. It should only take a few minutes to answer these questions. Just do it with a friend or someone you really just want the dirt on. Think of it as a written game of "Never Have I Ever" -- and you know you've played your fair share of that game.
Any way you look at it, the more responses I get, the better you'll get to know your classmates. Here we go...
The basics:
1. Are you male? Female? Somewhere between those two categories?
2. Undergrad or graduate?
3. Are you Greek and/or on a sports team? You don't have to name names.
4. CVP or PJ's?
5. Loyola or Towson?
The Easy Stuff:
1. Are you in some kind of relationship? If so, for how long?
2. How many relationships do you think you've been in at Hopkins?
3. What would you rather: relationship or booty call?
4. Have you hooked-up with an ex?
5. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend? Often?
6. Do you watch porn?
7. If you are in a relationship, do you watch porn with a significant other?
Getting personal:
1. Will you go down on you the person you're in a relationship with?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you kiss afterwards?
4. Road-head: fun or dangerous?
5. Have you ever gotten to know yourself personally in the "biblical sense"? Often?
Props to you if:
1. Have you ever hooked-up and/or slept with someone whose name you didn't know (at least until afterwards)? Looking at a driver's license while they are in the bathroom doesn't count.
2. Have you ever hooked-up and/or slept with a friend's ex?
3. Have you ever hooked-up and/or slept with a TA, yours or otherwise?
4. Have you ever hooked-up and/or slept with an SA? Or an advisee?
5. For heterosexuals: have you kissed/hooked-up with/had sex with someone of the same sex?
6. For homosexuals: have you kissed/hooked-up with/had sex with someone of the opposite sex?
You have now entered adulthood:
1. Have you had an orgasm? Have you faked it?
2. Have you given someone else one? "I think so" is not acceptable. If you have to say that, the answer is no.
3. When did you lose your virginity: before college (someone's "abstinence only" education didn't work so well), freshman year (classic!), sophomore year, junior year, senior year, or are you using Jessica Simpson as a role model?
4. How many people have you had sex with? One hand? Two? Need toes?
5. Number of times you had sex in the last month? Last week? Yesterday?
Getting kinky on campus:
1. Favorite position? I'll run a best name contest for this one. If the position is something I won't know about, you're going to have to tell me what you're talking about.
2. Best place on campus you've had sex.
3. Place you'd like to have sex but haven't hit yet. I won't accept D-level as an answer.
Kink-lite:
1. What are your thoughts on bondage?
2. Best food to use in bed?
3. Do you own a sex toy?
4. Do you know how to use it?
5. Do you know what a safety word is?
6. Have you tried a "dirty sanchez," "dolphin," or "bucking bronco"?
7. Ever had a threesome? What was the male: female ratio?
