Dear girl who grabbed my ass
thinking I was Omar,
Let's hang out.
--Maany
Much love to Phi Mu, where
all our sistaz is bitches.
-- the senior class
Dear Paris Hilton,
Don't answer your cell-phone
next time.
--Ric Solomon
Dear Girl Without Blinds Who
Just Moved in Across the
Alley,
Thank You.
Sincerely,
--The Guys at 227
J--
I can't wait to wake up next to
you this summer.
--L
Teresa,
Thanks for putting up with me
as a co-editor.
--Ron
Dear President Brody,
Didn't you get my last e-mail?
--Love Lindsay
Dear Jed,
I've got a pair of size 36 pants
you left over at my place.
--Maany
Dear Vadim,
You show us your love every
time you show up.
--Denise and Raph
To Sticky Bun,
I love you with all my heart.
Happy Valentine's Day!
--Love,
Your Pumpkin Spice
Danielle,
I love you and know that He
loves us more.
--Jerry
Dear Ms. D,
Let me creep you from behind.
--Robbie
Dear Norah Jones,
Whenever you're done with
the bass player in your band,
you have my number.
--Love,
Robbie
Dear Lindsay,
I love you, even if everyone on
staff loves me more.
--Maany
Dear Sarah,
I never thought I'd be in love
with a Theta.
--Brendan
Dear Ron,
You have a soft butt.
--Photo
Dear Staff,
I love you.
To my hot friends,
I am baking Valentines Day
cookies.
Hopefully.
--Love,
Teresa
To the hottest Asian, Italian,
Filipina, Indian, and Ameri
can chicks on campus (you
know who you are 'cause
you're all my friends). You'll
always be close to my heart,
wherever we go in life. Have an
awesome night!
Happy Valentine's Day
--Love,
Lindsay
Maanster,
Rock the red corduroys.
(heart)
--F
F--
Get your act together.
--M
Good Luck to the
Wolmanizers in the year's
Intramural basket ball tourna
ment.
Alpha Phis,
Here's to the hottest pledge
class-'Damn right, it's better
than yours.'
Love,
--TMF
Dear Ishai a.k.a.
Ex-Pow Apongkul,
Hot at Hopkins desperately
needs your talented input!
Come back soon. I miss you.
--Jeff
Dear Mike Spector,
Cut your nails. You look like a
pimp.
--N-L Staff
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