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The Goddess says farewell - Sports Goddess

By Cara Gitlin | May 2, 2002

It has come time for the Sports Goddess to say goodbye, boys and girls. There will be no more gratutious pictures of her favorite athletes bending over, no more excessive lauding of their questionable accomplishments. The Sports Goddess cannot leave, however, without telling her boys that she loves them. Todd Hundley, you are my hero. Jake Voskuhl, you are my greatest Big Man from Katy, Texas. Jason Derek Isringhausen, I hope St. Louis is good to you and my Tino . Travis Knight, you are not goofy, no matter what anyone says. Ray Allen and Richard Hamilton - you may have left UConn early, but I'll forgive you. Rickey Moore, Edmund Saunders, Souleymane - there would have been no National Championship in '99 without you guys. Derek Jeter - you are so dreamy! Shane Spencer - what a cutie. Jayson Williams - I won't forget the laughs. To all my obscure former Mets - Carlos Baerga, Butch Huskey, Alex Ochoa, Johnny O, Bernard Gilkey, Tim Burke, Todd Pratt, Ron Darling - I miss you! There's always the obligatory thanks to Dave and Ron for putting up with my ridiculous ideas. And once again - I love you Todd! All my


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