If you haven't heard of Snooki, you're clearly spending too much time on D-Level. If you know her well, you're clearly not spending enough time on D-Level.
Snooki is a cast member on the now-infamous reality show, Jersey Shore.
From the short clip I saw on YouTube, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is the stereotypical "guidette" who cartwheels on dance floors without underwear. Classy.
But good news: You can bask in her classiness tonight at Mex at the Power Plant. Tonight starting at 10 p.m. is Pickle Palooza featuring Snooki.
I don't know what the hell Pickle Palooza is, but I nearly lost continence when I heard that the goddess of guid herself is going to be in Baltimore.
Plus, what could be better than a Snooki look-a-like contest?
Baltimore is already semi-to-not-even famous for its use of the beehive hairdo. (That's right, ladies of Hampden, I said it, "not-even famous").
What could be better than seeing people try to replicate it in a stereotypical Italian-American style?
If you really have a moral objection to the poor representation Snooki and her cohorts give to the Italian-American community in Jersey Shore, don't go.
If you don't care about it that much, know this: On Mex's drink menu they sell body-shots. And for some of you, it's the closest you'll get to a woman — nay, a famous woman — in a long time.
