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Horror-scopes

October 27, 2016

Jack the Ripper

(Jan. 1 - Feb. 4)

You come off as enigmatic, and no one can quite figure you out. But deep down you really just want to be loved.

Minotaur 

(Feb. 5 - Mar. 12)

Letting yourself get caught up in other’s plans only leads to tragedy and a rather lonely princess.

Frankenstein

(Mar. 13 - Apr. 16)

Sometimes your projects seem to take on a life of their own. Don’t let them overwhelm you or draw you away from your loved ones.

Dracula

(Apr. 17 - May 22)

Sometimes life can suck, but remember, one day you’ll stop being the suckee and start being the sucker.

Werewolf

(May 23 - June 27)

You’re a bit hot headed and tend to react badly to change.

Mummy

(June 28 - Jul. 31)

Sometimes you just want to hide away from the world for a few thousand years, and that’s okay.

Headless Horseman

(Aug. 1 - Sep. 9)

You’re constantly losing things and causing trouble. Give others the chance to help you every once in a while.

Wicked Witch

(Sep. 10 - Oct. 12)

Remember no one can burn you at the stake for being different. (Not anymore anyway.)

Zombie

(Oct. 13 - Nov. 28)

While sometimes it can feel like you’re just stumbling through life, eventually you’ll come out on top.

Ghost

(Nov. 29 - Dec. 31)

Sometimes you just feel invisible, and that’s okay too.


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