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Ten Stages of Being Single on Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2016
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1. Telling yourself that you don't need anyone

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Yeah, you're the best. You're fine being alone forever.

2. Freaking out when someone brings up their Valentine's Day plans

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But it's not like your jealous of them or anything.

3. Getting super evasive when someone asks about your plans

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It's just so simple that it's complicated.

4. Thinking that maybe you should actually get a date

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Maybe you could bid on the love of your life. Worked for Becky.

5. Texting your ex

Courtesy of Vevo

I was wondering if after all these months you'd like to meet,

so I won't be sad and lonely tonight.

6. Finding out they're seeing someone 

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But I'll keep your number for next year.

7. Deciding to have a girls' night

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Yeah. This is totally better than a romantic candle lit dinner for two.

8. Getting into a fight over guys

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Nailed it, B. Davis.

9. Turning on the TV to calm down...

... but actually getting even more upset.

10. Facing the reality that you'll be alone for all time

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Could your self-esteem BE any lower?

 

 


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