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Ten Stages of Starting 2nd Semester as told by Star Wars

By CATHERINE PALMER | January 25, 2016

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1. Seeing your friends again

They're like family. 

2. Throwing a party 'cause classes don't start

for a few more days

It's not like you could "get down" at home with your parents.

3. Freaking out 'cause classes start in just a few days

In other words, path to the dark side Hopkins is.

4. Friends not being able to hold it together either

You were just asking if he took out the trash like he said he would.

5. Finding out that some of your classes are in

buildings you've never even heard of

Soon people will be questioning if you even go here

or if you just have a lot of feelings.

6. Trying to prevent the start of second semester

... students you're looking for, Professor.

Summer break started early this year.

7. Rejoicing when a blizzard does the work for you

Amen, Chewie.

8. Trying to wake up on the actual first day of classes...

... after basically hibernating for six weeks.

9. Contemplating going to class

You would literally rather have your hand sliced off by your own father.

10. Actually going to class

Extreme motivation required

 


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