“Chinese Food” proves unsettling
He’s baaaack. After teaching the American public that both Friday and Thanksgiving are really, really awesome, singer and songwriter Patrice Wilson has now brought us a song, performed by Alison Gold, that’s all about Chinese food! Cue the gaggle of tweens listing things that they like about Friday/Thanksgiving/Chinese food and having parties about Friday/Thanksgiving/Chinese food. Enter Patrice Wilson in a weird costume as he randomly hangs out with these girls without their parents there.