News-Letter

Funny. Witty. Just plain hilarious. Meet Mike Zaccardo, the frizzy-haired freshman who's taking on Hopkins with a dash of wit. Normally, when you meet someone who belongs to one of Hopkins's performing groups or productions, you're pretty amazed at their talent.… 6 Comments

Despite all the grumbling and negative poll results, if you take a look around campus, people here at Hopkins are not all that unattractive. Sure, our quads may not be abundant with Heidi Klums and Adriana Limas, but at least, for the most part, people here know how to dress decently.… Post the First Comment

In unsurprising news, the Id has once again beaten the Superego. A battle to the ground featured two very familiar rivals, contesting the power of the individual's will in what Freud once allegedly called "the mind's great game of basketball" ­- (following that paradigm is neither difficult nor lacking in fun).… Post the First Comment

My name is Emma Brodie and I am a Luddite. Well, that's not entirely fair. I love my computer. I love my phone. I love love love anything on wheels. And technically, to this day, I have never intentionally done anything to brutally damage or sabotage a machine.… 2 Comments