2008 Woodie Awards
Learn to push your partner's most sensitive buttons in bed
Issue date: 10/9/08
Got your school books? Time for an anatomy lesson.
The brain does all different kinds of things. Especially among different people. Sometimes, we get lucky and can detect patterns in easily defined groups of people. For instance, Gyno-americans have about 17 parts of the brain dedicated to non-verbal communication. Meaning tonality, body language and basically sniffing out your attitude and thoughts.
Guys have five. I know. Like what the f---? (Incidentally, this is also why psychics are predominantly women, because they can read people very well, but sometimes have no idea they are relying on their social skills, rather than telepathic phenomena).
Bottom line is, girls are, statistically, predisposed to be better at reading people than guys. I know it sucks, but the good news is that this is a skill, and like all skills, it can be learned. They do not make neuroplasticity for nothing, know what I mean?
For this reason, it is important to get any "noise" out of your head. Noise is anything not tuned to the frequency you consciously choose, like, "I really like you, and I am hoping we can date," or, "I would totally have sex with you right now," (that choice is up to you). So, if you decide one of these, and you are thinking, "Oh s--t, I bet I am balding," that thought needs to go. Clear your mind. Mind cleared? Good. Now for some fun.
The penis and vagina have about the same number of nerve endings in them (I think about 8,000), but they are more concentrated in the vagina (particularly the clitoris), as it is smaller. This means increased sensation, NOT, necessarily, increased pleasure. Because it is more sensitive, you do not want to tangle with it without testing the waters. Rub the area around it first, ask her pelvis for permission.
Once her pelvis is warmed up, so warm will be her vajay-jay, allowing you a warm welcome. But even at this point the clitoris is far too sensitive for some Gyno-Americans, meaning you get to play with the clitoral hood.
The brain does all different kinds of things. Especially among different people. Sometimes, we get lucky and can detect patterns in easily defined groups of people. For instance, Gyno-americans have about 17 parts of the brain dedicated to non-verbal communication. Meaning tonality, body language and basically sniffing out your attitude and thoughts.
Guys have five. I know. Like what the f---? (Incidentally, this is also why psychics are predominantly women, because they can read people very well, but sometimes have no idea they are relying on their social skills, rather than telepathic phenomena).
Bottom line is, girls are, statistically, predisposed to be better at reading people than guys. I know it sucks, but the good news is that this is a skill, and like all skills, it can be learned. They do not make neuroplasticity for nothing, know what I mean?
For this reason, it is important to get any "noise" out of your head. Noise is anything not tuned to the frequency you consciously choose, like, "I really like you, and I am hoping we can date," or, "I would totally have sex with you right now," (that choice is up to you). So, if you decide one of these, and you are thinking, "Oh s--t, I bet I am balding," that thought needs to go. Clear your mind. Mind cleared? Good. Now for some fun.
The penis and vagina have about the same number of nerve endings in them (I think about 8,000), but they are more concentrated in the vagina (particularly the clitoris), as it is smaller. This means increased sensation, NOT, necessarily, increased pleasure. Because it is more sensitive, you do not want to tangle with it without testing the waters. Rub the area around it first, ask her pelvis for permission.
Once her pelvis is warmed up, so warm will be her vajay-jay, allowing you a warm welcome. But even at this point the clitoris is far too sensitive for some Gyno-Americans, meaning you get to play with the clitoral hood.
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