As Eliot Spitzer inexorably fades from the headlines and probably back into a little bit cheaper clientele of scarlet women, our moral outrage specialists are once again ravenously licking their chops and searching for the next meteoric celebrity flare-out (maybe something on the level of a prominent middle-aged black male kidnapping a pretty, white teenaged girl while at an illegal dogfight) or any other sort of race/gender controversy.…