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Botox: Everyone's got it. Terri Hatcher's got it. Kathy Griffin's got it. Hell, even Axl Rose has got it! Certainly a college freshman who doesn't look a day over 16 is eligible for, and could surely benefit from, a couple injections of America's most famous pharmaceutical.… Post the First Comment

E very so often the world of fashion is inundated with a deluge of new talent so rife with innovation that the current market place forcibly undergoes restructuring. New brands and styles replace the old, and the early adopters with their trend-spotting vision reinvent what's in or out.… Post the First Comment

Admit it. Ever since the Hop Cops got their shiny new Segways at the beginning of the year, you've been dying to take a ride. You think about those extra five minutes of sleep you could get if only you didn't have to walk so slowly, you weigh your desire to do figure-eights in front of MSE or, like one girl I saw a few weekends ago, drunkenly request a ride home.… Post the First Comment

What's a better way to spend a Saturday night than learning how to do the Time Warp and finding out that Johns Hopkins Freshmen don't know how to fake an orgasm? A small group of passionate Hopkins students (including some alumni) are dedicated to bringing students a small taste of tasteful debauchery a couple times a year in the form of a staged showing of the 1975 cult classic The Rocky Horror Picture Show.… Post the First Comment