News-Letter

My parents claim that they come to visit Hopkins for the lacrosse games, but I know that the only reason they drive from New Jersey is to take me grocery shopping. After our triumph over Princeton's Tigers this Saturday, we hopped in the car and drove over to Giant to pick up some fake meat and several gallons of diet iced tea.… 7 Comments

The rec center on campus happens to be incredibly far away from many students' abodes. Personally, as an incredibly lazy person, I find that just walking there turns out to be enough of a workout in itself and is a great deterrent from getting in actual exercise.… Post the First Comment

The Johns Hopkins University takes pride in the stress and neurosis it causes its students. Here on Homewood campus, everybody feels the pain of their workload and, eventually, everybody cracks. Once one also takes into consideration the school's less-than-perfect social scene, the seriousness of our dire straights cannot be overlooked.… Post the First Comment