A proper handbag is the window to her soulNicole Richie has 350 of them. The Queen of England prefers hers in exotic skins, and author Candace Bushnell claims her addiction is positively out of control. What could such a diverse group of women possibly have in common? An obsession with the reverential handbag, of course. Post a comment |
Prepare for a rat invasionImagine the vilest beast you can: a horrific creature that roams in dark alleys waiting to terrorize the innocent passers-by; a monster that can never fully be destroyed, a contemptible creature that can detect poison with an accuracy akin to finding a grain of salt in half a pound of peanut butter and can ingest many times the fatal dosage of said poison for an animal of comparable size; a beast with a vertical jump of four times its height; a villain that can have 100,000 descendants in just three years; a fiend with flesh-rending teeth and infectious saliva; a horrendous brute with testicles twice the size of a 400-pound gorilla's! Now imagine there's one of these suckers for every 13 Baltimoreans, and their numbers are only growing. Post a comment |