Spring Break
Abstract:
The rapid approach of the Kentucky Derby and all that is associated with it, namely hats, Thoroughbreds and mint julep chug-offs in the infield, reminds us that Baltimore's jewel in the Triple Crown, The Preakness Stakes, is rapidly approaching. The Preakness, over the past two decades, has been the race that horses winning the Kentucky Derby and losing the Belmont Stakes have romped to victory at, in front of 100,000 Baltimoreans and visitors....
Originally posted byCool
Hold on I'm still applauding the previous two posters' excellent stabs at criticism. Such mature, well thought out and brilliantly executed critique! It's nice that you locals read the Hopkins Newsletter and are deeply offended that intelligent, educated people exist in the world and have access to the resources of an institution like Hopkins. Perhaps if you had stayed in school, read a book or two, you would have been able to recognize the sarcasm in this article and that its very clearly satire. It's ok though, because we all know you just criticize Hopkins people as "spoon-in-the-mouth" because you can't deal with the fact that neither you nor anyone you know is of remotely the intellectual caliber to wash our dishes. Have I sufficiently brought it down to your level now? AUTHOR MAKE JOKE - FUNNY HAHA. Better? Hopkins is the only positive institution in the city, and frankly its the only worthwhile organization in the whole of the state (excepting, the U.S. Navy and government operations). The only reasonable parts of the city are the parts we own. Get a life, maybe sign up for Phoenix Online University coursework so you can finish that Associates Degree in Paralegal you've been working on for 14 years, and stop posting on a college publication websites.
Originally posted byCool
Hold on I'm still applauding the previous two posters' excellent stabs at criticism. Such mature, well thought out and brilliantly executed critique! It's nice that you locals read the Hopkins Newsletter and are deeply offended that intelligent, educated people exist in the world and have access to the resources of an institution like Hopkins. Perhaps if you had stayed in school, read a book or two, you would have been able to recognize the sarcasm in this article and that its very clearly satire. It's ok though, because we all know you just criticize Hopkins people as "spoon-in-the-mouth" because you can't deal with the fact that neither you nor anyone you know is of remotely the intellectual caliber to wash our dishes. Have I sufficiently brought it down to your level now? AUTHOR MAKE JOKE - FUNNY HAHA. Better? Hopkins is the only positive institution in the city, and frankly its the only worthwhile organization in the whole of the state (excepting, the U.S. Navy and government operations). The only reasonable parts of the city are the parts we own. Get a life, maybe sign up for Phoenix Online University coursework so you can finish that Associates Degree in Paralegal you've been working on for 14 years, and stop posting on a college publication websites.
Yeah
posted 5/02/09 @ 1:58 AM EST
Chucking beer cans into the air for 'shi*@ & giggles'! So awesome!
Maybe without BYOB @ the Preakness it won't be so representative of Baltimore anymore. You know... Trash! (Ouch. I'm not even talking about the poverty... Just fools like you.)
Sorry, you just lack skills and value to society. If you're tender around the mid-section (likely) delete this post, sucka.
Enjoy the races!